22 Flirty Responses to “Shut Up” (Over Text & In Person)

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Make your crush blush with these sassy & spicy comebacks

Co-authored by Bailey Cho Reviewed by John Keegan

Last Updated: June 17, 2024 Fact Checked

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Looking for a flirty response to send your crush after they tell you to “shut up?" Engaging in witty banter can help you communicate interest in them, and in this article, we’re providing the ultimate list of replies you can use when you want to take your relationship to the next level. From cute and funny to flirty and suggestive, here’s everything you need to spice up your conversation over text and in person!

1

“Make me.”

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Provoke your crush in a playful way to take the conversation to the next level. By gently teasing them, you spice up your interaction and make them feel more comfortable around you.^{[1]
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“Or what?”

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If you want to spice up the conversation, ask your crush a sexy, open-ended question to keep things exciting. This allows your crush to get as creative and flirty as they like, plus gives you insight into how interested they are in you.^{[2]
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“Never.”

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Short replies can make your crush wonder whether you’re interested in them and leave them wanting more. Your crush might work harder to catch your attention or respond to your texts in a similar manner, making for a fun and flirty exchange.^{[3]
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4

“No, you shut up.”

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Want to initiate a witty exchange? Use your crush’s words to reply to them in a lighthearted way! It’s guaranteed to start a back-and-forth exchange that’s fun, friendly, and flirty.

5

“You’re not the boss of me.”

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Looking for a response that’s both funny and flirty? Use a childish line to tell your crush off. It’s the perfect way to flirt without being too obvious and gives your crush the power to escalate the conversation. If they’re into you, they’ll respond with something silly or suggestive (or reply dryly if they’re not that interested).

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“You first.”

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Whether you’re talking to someone in person or over text, the key to flirting is to make the other person feel good.^{[4]
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“I was just about to say the same thing to you.”

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Crown yourself the queen (or king) of comebacks with this quick-witted response. By being able to reply quickly to your crush, it shows that you two have amazing chemistry—and it might get them to like you even more.

8

“Nuh uh.”

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If you want to be playful, bring out your inner child and reply in a cute, teasing manner. This simple response is both fun and flirty, setting the mood for a lighthearted interaction.

9

“Sorry, I thought I was talking to an adult.”

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If your crush is known for being sarcastic, surprise them with this deadpan response. It’s the perfect line to show that you get their sense of humor and connect with them on a deeper level. If you’re worried about sounding mean, add a few emojis to let them know they’re just joking.^{[5]
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“And dance with me.”

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If your crush was alive in 2014, they’ll probably understand the Walk the Moon song you’re referencing, but even if they don’t, this witty response is an easy way to break the ice and get the laughs going.

11

“Only if it leads us to a more interesting conversation.”

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Sometimes, less is more when it comes to flirting, so if you want to drop hints about liking someone, use this subtle response to show interest. Since it’s not super flirty, the uncertainty will get your crush thinking about you long after the conversation is over!^{[6]
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“You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

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If you’re really into your crush, feel free to be more forward than you normally would. Responding with a question is one of the best ways to find out whether they’re interested in you in a romantic way, especially if you’ve been friends for a while.^{[7]
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13

“I would, but you wouldn’t be able to handle it.”

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If you’ve been talking to your crush for a while, feel free to up the ante with a suggestive one-liner. This reply is the perfect way to take your relationship to the next level and make it known that you like them a lot.

14

“I’ll shut up if you kiss me.”

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Looking to make the first move? Don’t be afraid to be vulnerable and tell your crush exactly how you feel. By being upfront, you’re taking control of your dating life and going after what you want, which can boost your confidence in the long run.

15

“Say please.”

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If both you and your crush have dominant personalities, use this demand to assert control in a flirty manner. It also lets them know that you won’t ever be played and you expect them to treat you with respect.

16

“Are you sure? You might like it too much.”

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Do you want to be more assertive around your crush? Drop this bold line to communicate that you’re worth it. It could leave your crush speechless (in the best way possible) or motivate them to come up with an even spicier response.

17

“Come over and I will.”

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Trying to turn up the heat? Drop this bold request to openly flirt with your crush and express interest in them. It’s the perfect excuse to meet up in person, without asking if they’re down to “Netflix and chill.”

18

“If I do, will I get a reward?”

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This is the hottest one-liner to turn someone on and make them absolutely obsessed with you. The “reward” could be a date, a kiss, or whatever your crush has in mind. If it seems like they’re struggling to come up with a reply, follow up with a flirty suggestion to help them out like, “How about a date this Friday?”

19

“Are you going to do it for me?”

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Being overly suggestive can turn some people off, but this one-liner is just the right balance of spicy and suggestive. If you're flirting over text, add a few winking or smirking emojis to be more fun and playful, or send it alone to sound more seductive.^{[8]
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20

“Yes sir.”

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This short and suggestive response is another way to build sexual tension over text. By adding just the right amount of spice to the conversation, it can get your crush in the same flirtatious mindset as you and make for a thrilling exchange.

21

“I can think of better things to do with my mouth.”

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If you want to tell your crush that you’re sexually attracted to them, use this bold response to express your feelings. There’s no turning back after you send a sexy message like this, so make sure you’re genuinely interested in taking things to the next level.

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“Whatever you say daddy.”

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If you really want to turn them on, shift your messages from flirty to dirty. This naughty response is sure to catch their attention and save a dying conversation over text.