Best Harry Potter pick up lines
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Here are some of the most magical and charming Harry Potter-related pick-up lines we know (including a few dirty ones!):
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- “I’m not a Beater, a Seeker, or a Chaser. I’m a Keeper.”
- “Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!”
- “If I were the Sorting Hat, I'd put you in my house!”
- “Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.”
- “I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.”
- “Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’d die if you kissed me.”
- “I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.”
- “What do you say we disapparate out of here?”
- “You may be a Muggle but that body is magical.”
- “You don’t even have to say Lumos Maxima to turn me on.”
- “You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
- “Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.”
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