Do You Agree with These Hilarious Hot Takes?

Funny hot takes to start your next group chat war!

Ready to settle the ultimate debates? We’re serving up the internet’s most hilarious, chaotic hot takes, and it’s time for you to take a side. From questionable life hacks to potential social crimes, tell us: are these genius or just plain wrong? Cast your vote and see if your sense of humor is elite or totally unhinged. Let the roasting begin!

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1. Hot take: Calling someone without texting first is an act of aggression.
  1. Absolute facts
  2. Hard disagree
2. Hot take: Walking up the stairs on all fours is easier and more efficient.
  1. Absolute facts
  2. Hard disagree
3. Hot take: Singing "Happy Birthday" is unbearable and should be banned.
  1. Absolute facts
  2. Hard disagree
4. Hot take: Cereal is just breakfast soup.
  1. Absolute facts
  2. Hard disagree
5. Hot take: Washing a single spoon is more annoying than doing a whole load of laundry.
  1. Absolute facts
  2. Hard disagree

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