Can You Guess These (Fake) Gen Beta Slang Words?

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Gen Beta started in 2025, meaning those kids can't even talk yet, but one day they'll have bizarre slang of their own. It's impossible to guess what that slang will be, but that won't stop us from trying.

Just for fun, we trained our third eye into the future and came back with a list of slang terms Gen Beta may or may not invent, and now we're here to quiz you on their meanings. Yes, this is rigged. Good luck!

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Questions Overview

1. Which of these soon-to-be slang terms means "absolutely dreadful"?
  1. Schwipple
  2. Hufferent
  3. Sloggers
2. Can you guess what "slamazon" might mean?
  1. Attractive
  2. Cheap
  3. Boring
3. Which of these soon-to-be slang phrases means "hurry up"?
  1. Pluck that cat!
  2. Get blitzy.
  3. Frush it.
4. Can you guess what a "defluencer" might be?
  1. Someone who wants you to be your worst self.
  2. Someone who lies for fun.
  3. Someone who tries to get you to stop doing something.
5. Which of these soon-to-be slang words means "life-changing"?
  1. Putchable
  2. Bulbing
  3. Reblessy
6. What might the word "juvers" mean?
  1. Childish
  2. Mature
  3. Rotten
7. Which of these soon-to-be slang phrases means "to do it by hand"?
  1. Blash myself
  2. Labudu it
  3. Fire the AI
8. What might the word "megged" mean?
  1. Interesting, exciting
  2. Boring, unremarkable
  3. Ruined, sabotaged

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Our Predictions for Gen Beta's Slang

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In this quiz, we take our best guess, based on absolutely nothing, at what the kids will be saying 10 or so years from now. They may not be real slang words, but maybe together we could make them real. We just gotta start saying them, right?

Sloggers: Bad, dreadful. From "slop" and "poggers."

Slamazon: Someone who's attractive but also scary. "Slam" plus "Amazonian."

Frush it: Hurry. Like "F---- rush."

Defluencer: Someone who lies for fun. From "influencer," but make it even more evil.

Reblessy: Life-changing. Like to receive a blessing again.

Juvers: Childish, children. From "juvenile."

Fire the AI: Do it yourself. We don't have to explain this one.

Megged: Interesting, exciting. From "nutmeg," like the spice. We like nutmeg.


So, these are our guesses. What are yours?

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