Bumper Sticker Generator
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Traffic is a drag, but spotting fun bumper stickers never fails to make it a tiny bit easier. Bumper stickers are an underrated communicator that spreads a message wherever you go. Decorate your car, showcase your personality, and uplift another person’s day with our Bumper Sticker Generator to find the phrase for you!
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Funny Bumper Stickers
Make the phrase on your bumper sticker short and punchy. Aim for 7 words or fewer, since drivers only have a few seconds to read them. Use wordplay or self-deprecation to make people smile rather than groan. When creating the bumper sticker itself, make it high-contrast so it's easy to read. Use bold, sans-serif fonts (like Helvetica) with high-contrast colors, such as white on black or yellow on navy. Check out these funny bumper sticker ideas for inspiration:
- "Don't honk, I'm already having a crisis."
- "If you can read this, I'm not impressed. Most people can read."
- "My other car is also a piece of junk."
- "It's pronounced pecan not pecan."
- "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting for fuel efficiency."
- "Adult on board (but not very happy about it)."
- "Tell your cat I said pspspsps."
- "My driving scares me too."
- "Make tacos, not war."
- "Ban bumper stickers."
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