Incorrect Quote Generator
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Welcome to the Incorrect Quote Generator, the place where logic takes a holiday and everyone gets all the wrong lines. Simply enter the names of up to six people—they can be people you know IRL, historical figures, characters you love (or love to hate), or completely imagined—and generate a totally fictitious conversation between them. You can even choose the vibe of the conversation, if you'd like. Whether it's a ridiculous piece of dialogue, a bizarre confession, or a moment of magnificent confusion, prepare for complete chaos!
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Funny Quotes
Need something to brighten your day? These funny quotes—from real people—might be just what you're looking for. If you find one that makes you smile, share it with a friend!
- “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” —Cathy Guisewite
- “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” —George Burns
- “If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” —Henry Youngman
- “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” —Bill Watterson
- “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edgar Bergen
- “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” —Albert Einstein
- “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.” —Bill Murray
- “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” —Lucille Ball
- “Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.” —Sandra Bullock
- “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” —Douglas Adams
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