125 Funny & Cute Names for Geese

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Find the perfect name for your goose or gander

Co-authored by Raven Minyard, BA

Last Updated: January 11, 2026

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Did you recently get a goose for your farm? Or maybe you bought a porch goose you love to dress in silly outfits? Either way, your goose needs a name! In this article, we’ve compiled a list of 125 of the best names for male and female geese, including funny, cute, and unique options. Keep reading to find the perfect name for your feathered friend.

Best Names for Geese

Some of the best names for geese involve puns, like Goose Springsteen and Honk Solo. Others are inspired by classic Southern names, like Ida and Bonnie for females and Clyde and Humphrey for males.

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Funny Goose Names

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Choose a name that will make you honk with laughter. The phrase “silly goose” exists for a reason! Whether you have a real goose or a porch goose you love to dress in fun outfits, here are some of the best funny (and punny) goose names:
- Beaklie Eilish
- Behonkcé
- Cardi Beak
- Cobra Chicken
- Fowlan Rickman
- Fowl Pachino
- Ganderson Cooper
- Gengeese Khan
- Goocille Ball
- Goose Buster
- Goose Springsteen
- Goose Willis
- Goosey McGooseface
- Gwyneth Fowltrow
- Hissy Elliott
- Honk Solo
- Honk Williams
- Jimmy Fowllon
- Liam Geeson
- Lucy Goosey
- Ryan Gosling
- Scarlett Johonkson
- Tom Honks
- Tony Honk
- Vincent Van Goose

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Female Goose Names

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Pick a feminine name for a female goose. Since geese are farm animals, female geese often have old-fashioned Southern names, but you can choose any name you want! Here are some of our favorite feminine names:
- Abigail
- Amelia
- Beverly
- Bianca
- Bonnie
- Caroline
- Charlotte
- Cleopatra
- Coco
- Dolly
- Duchess
- Elizabeth
- Eloise
- Gabby
- Gertrude
- Ida
- Lucy
- Mabel
- Pamela
- Shirley
- Stella
- Tabitha
- Tiffany
- Tina
- Vivian

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Male Goose Names

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Choose a masculine name for a gander. Like female geese, male geese (known as ganders) also commonly have classic Southern names. However, you can also choose something more modern or silly! Here are some of our favorites:
- Charlie
- Clyde
- Cosmo
- Emperor
- Gerald
- Gus
- Harold
- Hercules
- Howard
- Humphrey
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- Merlin
- Milo
- Mr. Quackers
- Napoleon
- Norbert
- Pierce
- Poe
- Rascal
- Reginald
- Romeo
- Simon
- Waddlesworth
- Webster
- Winston

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Unique Goose Names

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Stand out with a unique name. If puns and Southern names aren’t really your thing, that’s okay. The good news is you can name your goose whatever you want! Consider a name that’s edgy, inspired by nature, or that you simply really like. Here are some unique examples:
- Archer
- Arrow
- Basil
- Birch
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- Darla
- Delta
- Dickens
- Echo
- Fern
- Finley
- Freedom
- Gala
- Goosebump
- Hero
- Lancelot
- Margarita
- Ophelia
- Pepper
- Phoenix
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- Tango
- Winslow
- Zephyr^{[4]
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- Ziggy

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Cute Goose Names

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Give your goose a name that’s sweet and adorable. Geese may have a reputation for being kind of terrifying, but they can also be gentle and loving. If your goose is totally adorable, consider choosing one of these equally cute names:
- Beep
- Blossom
- Blueberry
- Bubbles
- Buttercup
- Clover
- Cookie
- Daisy
- Digby
- Flap
- Fuzzy Wuzzy
- Gizmo
- Happy
- Honk
- Meadow
- Nibbles
- Noodles
- Pebble
- Pip
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- Pumpkin
- Rosie
- Sunny^{[6]
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- Sunshine
- Waddles

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Other Animal Names

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Have a whole farm? No need to stress about names—we’ve got you covered! Check out these other wikiHow articles to get name inspiration for other common farm animals: