Krusty Krab Order Personality Analyzer

What does your go-to Krusty Krab meal say about your personality?

Co-authored by Kira Jan

Last Updated: January 15, 2026 Fact Checked

Ever wondered if your love for a Krabby Patty says something about your inner self? In the whimsical world of Bikini Bottom, your meal choice at the Krusty Krab can reveal hidden depths about you. Pick your go-to order, and let's dive into a fun analysis of your personality!

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The Krusty Krab Menu: A Deeper Dive

The Krusty Krab isn't just a restaurant; it's an institution in Bikini Bottom, famous for its iconic Krabby Patties and a menu full of other delightful (sometimes mysterious) treats. From the classic Kelp Shake to the adventurous kick of Chili Coral Bits, each item has its own flavor and flair. But the true secret behind the success of the Krusty Krab may be the secret formula.

What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?
Krabby Patties famously contain sea cheese, sea lettuce, sea tomatoes, pickles, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and sea onions, but no meat! However, the full Krabby Patty formula is unrevealed in canon. It's only revealed in gibberish if it's ever shown on paper, and it's kept sealed in a glass bottle. Fan theories suggest the secret formula might be love, nothing but pure marketing, or a simple, meatless patty, but the true recipe will stay Mr. Krabs' and SpongeBob's secret.

What are the items on the Krusty Krab menu?

Krabby Patty: The signature, secret-formula burger.
Krusty Combo / Krabby Meal: The standard meal combination (often includes a Krabby Patty, a side, and a drink).
Krusty Dog / Krusty Kelp Dog: A hot dog, usually made from Krabby Patty meat.
Salty Sea Dog: Another hot-dog type item.
Krusty Krab Pizza: Famously featured in the "Pizza Delivery" episode, made from Krabby Patty ingredients.
Golden Loaf: A loaf-shaped item, sometimes appearing like a barnacle loaf or sausage.
Kelp Fries / Krabby Fries: Like french fries, but with seaweed instead of potatoes...
Coral Bits: A snack that looks like nuggets or tater tots, with variations including Chili Coral Bits.
Kelp Rings: Similar to onion rings.
Seaweed Salad: Exactly what it sounds like!
Seafoam Soda: The primary soft drink, sometimes offered in small, medium, and large sizes.
Kelp Shake: The Krusty Krab's version of a milkshake.
Diet Dr. Kelp: A parody of diet soda.