130+ Hilarious Jokes, Commands, & Questions to Ask Alexa

Alexa can give you answers to just about everything, but what about silly stuff? You can get generic jokes by asking for one, but you can also get specific about movies, TV, or historical trivia. If you're looking for a list of the funniest, weirdest, and most bizarre things you could say to Alexa, you have come to the right place! Read on to learn all the funny things to say to Alexa, hilarious questions to ask, commands to make Alexa do funny things, silly games, and much more!

Funniest Things to Say to Alexa

Alexa, what is the value of pi?
Alexa, beatbox for me.
Alexa, what are you wearing?
Alexa, how much do you weigh?
Alexa, rap for me.
Alexa, tell me a dad joke.

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Joke with Alexa

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Alexa will always tell you a joke if you ask. Just say, "Alexa, tell me a joke," and she'll try to make you laugh. You can also ask for specific themed jokes:
- Alexa, what's the joke of the day?
- Alexa, tell me a dad joke
- Alexa, tell me a knock-knock joke
- Alexa, tell me a Yo Mama joke
- Alexa, tell me a dirty joke
- Alexa, tell me a Star Wars joke
- Alexa, tell me an animal joke
- Alexa, tell me a holiday joke
- Alexa, tell me a tongue twister
- Alexa, tell me a riddle
- Alexa, tell me a limerick
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You can also tell jokes to Alexa. Trust us, she hasn't heard these yet:
- Alexa, is your refrigerator running?
- Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
- Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?
- Alexa, knock knock…

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Ask Alexa Funny Questions

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Want to know the funniest questions to ask Alexa? Here are some of our favorites!
- Alexa, is a hot dog a sandwich?
- Alexa, do you know Siri?
- Alexa, what do you think about Cortana?
- Alexa, are you blue?
- Alexa, do aliens exist?
- Alexa, what are you wearing?
- Alexa, what happens if you step on a Lego?
- Alexa, how high can you count?
- Alexa, what is the value of pi?
- Alexa, do you have any pets?
- Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?
- Alexa, how much do you weigh?
- Alexa, can you give me some money?
- Alexa, how old are you?
- Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
- Alexa, do you like pizza?
- Alexa, are you married?
- Alexa, can you sing in autotune?
- Alexa, do you love me?
- Alexa, what's your favorite color?
- Alexa, will you marry me?
- Alexa, did you fart?
- Alexa, are you lying?
- Alexa, who is your celebrity crush?
- Alexa, what is the best thing about Mondays?
- Alexa, what is your favorite word?
- Alexa, who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
- Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?
- Alexa, which came first: The chicken or the egg?

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Make Alexa Do Funny Things

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You can use funny commands to make Alexa step out of her comfort zone. Want Alexa to rap, sing, make weird noises, or get a little sassy with you? Here are some funny prompts that will make Alexa perform, do out-of-character things, and sometimes even get a little cranky with you!
- Alexa, insult me
- Alexa, give me a kiss
- Alexa, rap for me
- Alexa, sing for me
- Alexa, quack the alphabet for me
- Alexa, drumroll, please
- Alexa, self-destruct
- Alexa, sing me a song
- Alexa, give me a round of applause
- Alexa, prank me
- Alexa, cry for me
- Alexa, make me a sandwich
- Alexa, beatbox for me
- Alexa, talk like Yoda
- Alexa, meow for me
- Alexa, moo like a cow
- Alexa, bark like a dog
- Alexa, sing “Happy Birthday” to me
- Alexa, entertain me
- Alexa, more cowbell

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Pop Culture References

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Try some of your favorite lines from movies, songs, and TV on Alexa. Alexa is loaded with silly responses to plenty of pop culture references. Try your favorite lines, or give these a go!
- Alexa, roast Tom Brady
- Alexa, tell me a football burn
- Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya
- Alexa, I want the truth
- Alexa, you talkin' to me?
- Alexa, surely you can't be serious?
- Alexa, are we in the Matrix?
- Alexa, where is Chuck Norris?
- Alexa, party on, Wayne!
- Alexa, do you really want to hurt me?
- Alexa, what's the first (or second) rule of Fight Club?
- Alexa, more cowbell
- Alexa, who you gonna call?
- Alexa, who's on first?
- Alexa, play “The Imperial March”
- Alexa, I am your father
- Alexa, these aren't the droids you're looking for
- Alexa, I fart in your general direction
- Alexa, open the pod bay doors
- Alexa, what is your quest?
- Alexa, may the force be with you
- Alexa, show me the money
- Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?
- Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
- Alexa, winter is coming
- Alexa, beam me up
- Alexa, party time!
- Alexa, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- Alexa, I'll be back
- Alexa, inconceivable
- Alexa, do you know Hal?
- Alexa, open the pod bay doors
- Alexa, I've fallen and can't get up
- Alexa, E.T. phone home
- Alexa, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Alexa, who shot Mr. Burns?
- Alexa, who loves ya, baby?
- Alexa, your mother was a hamster
- Alexa, who shot first?
- Alexa, who is the best lord?
- Alexa, give me an Alan Partridge TV pitch
- Alexa, live long and prosper
- Alexa, I like big butts and I cannot lie
- Alexa, we don’t talk about Bruno
- Alexa, I've got 99 problems

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Funny Alexa Skills

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Get Alexa to say all kinds of funny things by enabling skills. These free Alexa skills all bring even more funny questions and phrases to say to Alexa:
- Talk Like Snoop: When you enable this skill, Alexa adds a little 'izzle and 'shizzle to her replies.
- Teenage daughter: Makes Alexa respond to phrases like "tell Teenage Daughter 'Good Morning'" with sarcastic replies.
- Corgi Converter: With Corgi Converter enabled on your Echo device, you can ask Alexa to tell you the weight of any object in terms of Corgis. Yes, the long, sausage-like dogs.
- Annoying Sounds: Enable this obnoxious skill to drive your family, friends, neighbors, and pets mad! You get air horns, creepy sounds, nails on a chalkboard, and plenty of other annoying sounds nobody wants to hear.
- Big Fart Sounds: If you've always wanted Alexa to spout a cacophony of farts, this goofy skill answers your prayers. Once enabled, just say "Alexa, big fart."

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Play Fun Games with Alexa

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Alexa is always ready to play some interactive games with you. Here are a few fun games to try:^{[1]
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- Alexa, let's play 20 Questions
- Alexa, play Box of Cats
- Alexa, flip a coin
- Alexa, trick or treat
- Alexa, play Jeopardy
- Alexa, play Simon Says
- Alexa, play Akinator
- Alexa, let's play Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader
- Alexa, test my spelling
- Alexa, test my history knowledge
- Alexa, let's play an animal game
- Alexa, start a quiz
- Alexa, play Hide and Seek
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You can also play group games with Alexa. Ask Alexa to play these group games with you if you're hanging out with friends or family:
- Alexa, play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
- Alexa, play Common Knowledge
- Alexa, play Escape the Room

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Fun Facts & Trivia

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Ask these questions for random facts or trivia:
- Alexa, can you give me a random fact?
- Alexa, can you tell me a movie fact?
- Alexa, what are some interesting historical facts?
- Alexa, what are some interesting sports facts?
- Alexa, what are some facts about the US government?

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"Alexa," "Amazon," "Computer," "Echo," and "Ziggy" are all trigger words for Alexa. Some, however, do not trigger automatically unless you change some settings. For example, use the Alexa app on your smartphone, computer, or tablet to change the trigger word (wake word) to "Ziggy."^{[2]
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You can also annoy Alexa.

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Alexa doesn't have an official "Sassy Mode," but she can give witty responses. Saying something like "Alexa, activate sassy mode" does nothing and elicits a confused response from Alexa, but you can get sassy and funny responses using the prompts above.

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